Swimming for the non-swimmer
So I like to swim but I don’t know how. Need to learn. Its on the list.
Needed this today. Going through Emily’s old posts from the beginning. LOVE IT/HER!
capucha:hikergirl:gardenadventures:thillythenny:potterspoet: (via wishopeace)
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I fail at life
Does anyone else ever leave there clothes in the washer/dryer forEVER and they get smelly, moldy-like? But I am too eco-conscious(read: lazy) to re-wash them. Re-washing them would inevitably just start the process all over. Anyway, my point is that my white camisole is moldy smelling today and thus so am I. I half expect someone to come up to me and ask if I had mushrooms for lunch…
I suck at life.
Speaking of which…I have much love for the express cami…
This guy’s walking down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep, he can’t get out. A doctor passes by, and the guy shouts up, “Hey you, can you help me out?” The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along, and the guy shouts up “Father, I’m down in this hole, can you help me out?” The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. “Hey Joe, it’s me, can you help me out?” And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, “Are you stupid? Now we’re both down here.” The friend says, “Yeah, but I’ve been down here before, and I know the way out.
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| — | Leo McGarry, The West Wing, “Noel” (via quote-book) |
